Laugh and relax..

* After christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him few times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and i wanted to say with guys."

** A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

*** A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, i can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 'Ryan, you be Jesus!'

****A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagul lay dead in the sand. 'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

'He died and went to heaven,' the dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, 'did God throw him back down?'

*****A wife invited some poeple to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'would you like to say the blessing?'

'I would not know what to say,' the girl replied.

Just say what you hear mommy say,' the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did i invite all these people to dinner?'

******One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was may be 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set; as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when i brought daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My mom waited, and sure enough, here i come down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy and she watches him drink it up.

The she says, (as only a mother would know...:)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?