* After an atheist died, a friend looked at him in the casket, shook his head, and remarked: “All dressed up and no place to go.”
* A man was surprised to read the announcement of his death in the obituary column of the local newspaper as the news agent made a grave mistake. Ringing up his close friend, he enquired, “Did you see the announcement of my death in the paper this morning?” ”Yes” was the frightened answer in a shivering voice. “But where are you speaking from? Heaven or hell?”
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